I am no longer infected with the CoronaVirus…yeah, baby.
I felt I was getting worse almost a week ago. I went to the ER on Sunday the 3rd.
My pneumonia is gone but they swabbed me again.
The results showed up today. I can now go out and spread my seed without worry of infecting anyone.
I felt 1000% better with just that notification.
No more cough or fever. Still feel lousy and very fatigued but I also feel better than 3 days ago.
The brain fog is lifting. I’m beginning to sleep all night.
Halle-fucking-lujah!
I’m going to need a week to be sure but I think by then I will be ornery and inappropriate as I prefer to be.
I’m jonesing hard for a cigar but I will hold off so I don’t cough up a lung.
I can’t say enough about hospital employees. The most kind women I’ve ever met. If I were a rich man, I would shower them with geld.
We celebrated the good news tonight by ordering Chinese food…always a Jew’s first choice for the exotic.
I lost a metric ton in weight so it felt good to pig out.
I haven’t been up to being clever and witty and thankful (Have I ever?) in responding to emails and comments. I apologize. I had brain lock. Thank you to everyone.
I can’t wait to come back. My review cigars are certainly ready to go.
Stay well everyone and remember to always wear a reservoir tip condom when you go out in public.
And stop fucking bats!
Phil