Well, I made sure our seder is fokakte. Verblunget. Verstinken. I am totally unable to eat a thing.
I cannot get out of bed.
As always, I can find humor in any horrifying story, but I’m still sick as a dog.
Don’t even expect to be able to smoke a cigar for a awhile.
So, when I eventually put an end to puking my guts out and shooting bits of my kidney out of my arse hole, I shall return with the story and then onward to a cigar review.
I will say this….I had my very first massive catheter hose shoved up my penis in the hospital so I could pee into a bag. I thought that pain was terrifying.
Try having it pulled out…by three beautiful blonde nurses.
Now, when I pee, it looks like a hundred flakes of reddish/gold exit my massive Jewish penis. I’ve found a high pitch girlish scream that dogs can’t hear.
